I bring you another installment of Insider Information, where I share with you girls the stuff guys don’t want you to know when it comes to dating and relationships.

Tom Leykis may not be a household name across the country, but in California Tom is one of the biggest names in radio. Leykis is an outspoken  radio talkshow hosts out of Los Angeles who preaches to a massive amounts of the guys the finer art of scoring with women. We’re not talking about how to wine, dine, and treat a lady with respect. Tom’s philosophy is that the worse you treat a girl they more she will want you. In other words, when it comes to dating nice guys finish last.

I must admit that when I was in my 20′s and living in Southern California, I was an avid listener of his show. I found his unapologetic sexism refreshing and listening to him advise guys on the finer points of getting laid was motivating. Tom made it all sound so easy, a simple formula that would work wonders for getting women into bed and I along with the millions who listen to his nationally syndicated radio bought into it. 

Tom has boiled down his philosophy to what he calls Leykis 101 – “How to get laid with the least amount of effort.” I now share with you (at the risk of being lynched and having my testicle removed by an angry mob of males) the tenets set forth by the self proclaimed Professor. Be prepared, this list will probably make you angry but if you are dating a fan of Tom Leykis you now know what you’re up against. (I have added translation where appropriate)

-40 Dollar Limit: Never spend more than $40 on a date.
-Three Dates Rule: Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
-No Means No: If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave. (see, he’s not all bad)
-Single Mothers: Never date single mothers. (you’ll always play second fidell to her children)
-Tabasco Sauce: After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom. (to prevent her from using the remnants to impregnate herself)
-Approaching Women in Groups: Never approach a woman in a club that’s surrounded by her girlfriends.(one of the other girls is bound to cockblock)
-Sex To Go: No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over after sex.
-Relationships: Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25. (I tend to back him up on this one. Unless a guy is mature enough to be in a serious relationship he should avoid being in one)
-Weekend Dates: Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex.
-Cell Phone Dates: If your dates cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave. (sounds pretty harsh, but it would would be funny)
-After Hours Homely Pickings: The fugly women are the last one’s to get picked up. (fugly = fat and ugly)
-Birth Control: Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control. (another point of agreement)
-No Gifts: No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
-Beverage Consumption: Buy Hard Alcohol over Beer. (hard alcohol will get the girl drunk fast, increasing your chances of getting lucky)
-Types of Dates: Avoid lunch and or coffee dates. (you probably won’t be able to take a girl home after a cup of coffee, but you might be able to after a few shots at a bar)
-Jerks and Assholes: If women think you are a jerk, then your doing something right. (ie, nice guys finish last)

Oh yes, there’s more!  Keep reading…
-Master Filibusters: Do directly from the bar the bedroom.
-Marriage Contract: Never marry with out a prenuptial agreement. (women are gold diggers)
-You Choose the date: You choose what to do on the date. (taking charge gives you power)
-Income and Women: The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get. (the richer you are, the more attractive you become)
-Male Friends: All her male friends want to have sex with her. (as a guy who had a lot of female friends I can back Tom up on this one)
-No Sex At Your House: Never bring a woman home for sex. (you’re better off having sex at her place because you can then leave anytime you want)
-No Compliments: Never compliment a woman. (complimenting her gives her power)
-Easily Replaceable: Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it else where.
-Holidays: Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons. (Christmas and Valentine’s day for sure)
-Change is not Inevitable: Do not change who you are just for a woman.
-Prepare your Identity: Be the doctor she wants or the million she’s looking for. (it’s ok to lie about your profession if it will get you more women)
-Power Before Kids and Marriage: Men have the most power before kids and a family.
-Paternity Test: Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child.
-No DNA Donation: Never help a women you have no intention of marring have kids.
-Women Are Dream Killers: They want to reach their dreams and stop yours.
-Ultimatum, Run: If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don’t look back.
-Giving and Getting Phone Numbers: Give your number out to as many women as possible. (it’s all about the odds)
-Women on Vacation: Your women’s on vacation and she may be sleeping with other guys. (girls are just as untrustworthy as guys)
-Don’t Move In With Girlfriend: Do not move in with your girlfriend. (do not move in with your girlfriend)
-Don’t Call Her Back: Don’t call her back after the date. (a girl wants mystery and if she thinks you’re with another girl she’ll only want yo more)

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